I Mortgaged My Soul for This Win T-Shirt

"I Mortgaged My Soul for This Win" Tee – For Those Who Play Ruthless

When you’ve traded your last property, mortgaged your dignity, and somehow still clawed your way to victory—this shirt is for you. Featuring a bold vector design of a cracked tombstone flanked by familiar red and green houses, this tee perfectly captures the chaos of competitive board gaming.

It’s not just a game. It’s a lifestyle. A questionable, soul-selling lifestyle.

🏡 Iconic Parody Art – Stylized game houses meet end-game dramatics in a clean, modern graphic.
👕 Ultra-Soft Comfort – Lightweight cotton blend, ideal for heated game nights and sarcastic post-victory celebrations.
🎲 The Perfect Gift – Great for board game veterans, sore winners, and anyone who takes winning a little too seriously.

Because some wins cost more than money—and you’ve got the tombstone to prove it." Tee – For Those Who Play Ruthless

When you’ve traded your last property, mortgaged your dignity, and somehow still clawed your way to victory—this shirt is for you. Featuring a bold vector design of a cracked tombstone flanked by familiar red and green houses, this tee perfectly captures the chaos of competitive board gaming.

It’s not just a game. It’s a lifestyle. A questionable, soul-selling lifestyle.

🏡 Iconic Parody Art – Stylized game houses meet end-game dramatics in a clean, modern graphic.
👕 Ultra-Soft Comfort – Lightweight cotton blend, ideal for heated game nights and sarcastic post-victory celebrations.
🎲 The Perfect Gift – Great for board game veterans, sore winners, and anyone who takes winning a little too seriously.

Because some wins cost more than money—and you’ve got the tombstone to prove it.